Some people would like to live near the sea and hear the sounds of the breakers and the wind howling.
"Nah" said Pat "Look, I got a Greengrocer one and there's a Flowery Baker!" All the same, they went into the bucket, crawling around, trying to get out, but we had twisted their wings so they couldn't get away. Chook food.
Some years ago I was friends with a musician, who unfortunately used to hear voices telling him to do bizarre things, like running out in the mall with nothing on, or slapping a young woman on the buttocks. Even worse.
"They are like telling me to do these things and I don't want to like because I know I would be sent to jail or the loony-bin."
"You just have to tough it out, pal" was my inane advice.
Some years later I saw in the Province Newspaper that my friend had killed himself by jumping from the fourth floor of a skid-road hotel.
IN THE KINGDOM OF THE BLIND THE MAN WITH ONE EYE IS KING.